I Sometimes Wish I Was A French Woman Because...

..... French women have mastered the art of looking effortlessly chic....

.....They always have the best leather jackets...

......Crepes au Chocolat.....

.....They've mastered the smokey eye, messy hair thing....

..... They're still allowed to smoke...

.... and even though they all seem to have small boobies, they're world renowned for their sex appeal....

Is it too late to defect?